Why hello!  How lovely to hear from you!
Can't remember the last time we had such weather, no, but
I expect it'll clear up soon.  How are you?  Yes I'm fine thanks, same as
Ever, you know!  What have you been up to since we last spoke? Anything you can
Tell me about?  Haha, well quite - did
Anyone ever tell you that you have an evil streak?  Haha, noooo, I don't know
What you mean!  Now then, we should get together again for
A drink shouldn't we? Oh, just a couple of pints - don't want to repeat the
Horrible experience of that hangover from last
Time! What? Oh yes we did, didn't we - I'd forgotten we did that!  Haha, well...
I'm off, I think: Great to hear your voice, as always, glad to hear you're
Having fun, see you soon I hope?