1. If in doubt, do the scary thing.

2. There are, in fact, some truly lovely people in the world.

3. Say "yes" a lot.

4. Walk in the sun when you can.

5. Look for adventures.

6. Ugly, drunken, bigot-women in parks know nothing, and can shove their Stella-soaked heads up their no-doubt pile-raddled arses.